The
Brave New Mensa
will be one in which:
- Mensans no longer meet in each others' homes, eating food prepared
by the host
- Mensans can no longer offer rides to each other to attend meetings
- Mensans can no longer take full advantage of SIGHT
- Mensans no longer have to self-regulate themselves with respect to
alcohol, fattening foods, potentially dangerous activities, etc.
- Regional Gatherings (RGs) can no longer provide welcoming Hospitality
suites with volunteer-produced food
- Mensans contemplate ways to sue each other (via the national organization)
rather than devote themselves to having fun at events
Mensa is essentially a social organization. The primary reason
we exist as a group is to socialize with one another. We do not, for instance,
serve hard alcohol at the smaller RGs; we provide beer and wine.
It is self-serve, and the only "regulating" we do is watch for
underage Mensans trying to sneak a buzz. We are in neither the business
of food service nor that of beverage service: We host a large party that
our Mensa friends attend voluntarily, and the party is conducted by volunteer
help. Everyone attending understands we are volunteering to host a party
for about 100 people or so, and no one expects it to be a professionally
run, five-star restaurant with a Cordon Bleu chef.
If the volunteers themselves are prevented from providing the food at
RGs, then another risk point might also be removed. One year I accidentally
spilled several quarts of very hot clam chowder in my shoes with
my feet in them. I learned two things: that it is possible to jump backward
out of my shoes and that I can move really fast when appropriately motivated.
It never even occurred to me to ask the local chapter to replace my ruined
shoes. Instead I bought another pair, quickly, so I would not be working
in the Hospitality suite barefoot; I know that much about food service
I can cook in my own kitchen sans shoes but I have to be
shod in public. Whenever problems, serious or otherwise, arise, our RG
volunteers have jumped into the breach and rectified the situation immediately.
This is the essence of volunteering and of being involved in a volunteer
group: an acceptance of mistakes and a willingness to help fix them
rather than a readiness to "cause jump" and "blame jump."
If the National Office would like to publish, as a handbook or guideline,
material in which the current wisdom is presented on maintaining a "safe"
food environment, then AML (American Mensa, Ltd.) will be taking a responsibility
of maintaining the guideline, ensuring that all RG Hospitality Chairs
get a new copy for each RG and that the material stays current; otherwise,
AML will create a new risk for itself. If the local group's RG
Hospitality Chair is tasked with providing self-education, that is fine
but how will that be regulated? The AMC (American Mensa
Committee) could require a "certified" food handler to take
responsibility for the Hospitality Suite; certainly someone within a local
group is a restaurateur. Moving the risk from Mensa and the local chapter
to some individual whose livelihood depends upon that certification would
certainly lower the risk to Mensa, because no individual qualified for
Mensa would be so credulous. I've seen lawyers in groups refuse to be
the group's legal advisor because, while agreeing to serve would effectively
remove risk from the local group, all the risk would become the member
lawyer's. Has the AMC so eaten of the (unwashed) fruit of the tree of
knowledge of good and evil that they cannot leave well enough alone?
"Risk management" is a big buzzword in industry. Many of us
work in industries that require us to know about risk management
"building the grid," "using the past to predict the future,"
and so forth. Mensa dues paid for the Mensa risk management survey, and
the membership should have a voice in any discussion of changing Mensa
in response to the survey. Why not allow an open discussion to help determine
how the risk management points that need the most attention should be
addressed?
First, however, one has to ask: Are the members of Mensa going to events
to look for ways in which to sue Mensa? Or are we still an organization
wanting to provide a social forum to those who meet the criterion for
membership?
Looking at discussion point #811 in the
Minutes of the July 2004 AMC meeting, I see the AMC is suggesting
that the risk for food handling at RGs and the provisioning of alcohol
at RGs be shifted to individuals who volunteer to do the work, absolving
Mensa of any blame. This current discussion speaks only of "Major
Mensa events." However, a few years ago, much similar discussion
went on about the definition of a Mensa event.
It was finally determined that a Mensa event is one in which the "business"
of Mensa in general or of a local chapter of Mensa was conducted. The
original reason for specifically excluding non-business events was that
folks wanted to retain the right to refuse hospitality to specific members;
and no member of Mensa can be barred from an "official" Mensa
meeting. Further, RGs were not included as official "Mensa functions"
because tickets are sold and anyone can purchase one business is
not, generally, conducted at RGs. Now, it appears that any event in which
the word "Mensa" is used is "a Mensa event."
Discussion point #822 from the same Minutes
is equally disconcerting. This discussion about stifling any sort of ride
sharing while "encouraging" the usage of public transportation
to and from Mensa events could result in eliminating SIGHT as a meaningful
benefit and dilute the RG experience. Often the SIGHT coordinator will
pick up a guest at the airport or help set up ride sharing to events off-site
at RGs. Several of the RGs I attend have "a night on the town."
I pay attention to the person driving any car in which I ride; it is my
decision to go or not. Is the AMC Chair insinuating that I'm not competent
to make that decision? In the event of a car accident, if suing were necessary,
I'd sue the "at fault" driver. Suing the person at fault makes
more sense than suing Mensa. At work, I occasionally drive company-owned
cars. The company pays for me to take a driver safety course. Are we going
to require the same sort of courses for anyone who volunteers to drive
at an RG, or for SIGHT, or for any other function?
We recently had a problem in which a volunteer mistook volunteering for
employment. The reaction of the AMC to the risk management report gives
credence to this erroneous point of view and might even aggravate some
already bad circumstances. If volunteers are going to be deemed more like
employees and less like volunteers in order to offset the risk to Mensa
in general, then it would certainly hold that the local chapters will
have to start paying the volunteers. They'll have to be compensated; we
can't ask them to swallow the added expenses of required certifications,
time spent in acquiring those certifications, etc.
Let us institute a different regulation: Each attendee signs an agreement
to assume risk when attending events hosted by volunteers. When a person
enters the home of another and accepts the hospitality of the host, there
is an assumption of risk on the part of both parties, regardless of any
mention of Mensa. A knee-jerk reaction is not an appropriate reaction
to anything, especially not risk management.
Before AMC makes any more decisions, perhaps the membership should be
allowed to see two things:
- The risk management survey
- The actual suits brought against Mensa by Mensans, and how those
suits were handled
Then we would be able to make informed decisions about whether we wanted
to further regulate ourselves.
Clara Woodall
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